Currently obsessed with: better CAC

Ads that perform.Profitable ones are nicer.

We're a performance marketing and creative team turning Google, Meta, and OpenAI Ads spend into revenue you can actually measure. Test, learn, scale. Repeat.

Google Ads — Search · Q4
Search — Brand & Product7.1x
PMax — Always-on5.2x
PMax — Seasonal6.4x

Recent search terms

"wooden blocks for 4 year olds" · "stem toys usa" · "montessori gift"

Meta — Static 4:5

Wooden blocks that outlive the toddler.

Shop the bundle
♡ 1.2k💬 84↗ 312

ROAS 7.6x

illustrative — your numbers go here

Why did this work?

good question. next question

Yes, we actually check search terms.

Google AdsMeta AdsOpenAI AdsCreative StrategySocial Media ManagementTestLearnScale

Performance obsession

Creative brain.
Performance obsession.

The creative gets the applause. The spreadsheet gets the budget decisions. Both live in the same room here.

What we watch

CAC

What a customer actually costs you — the number that decides whether scale is real.

What we watch

ROAS

Useful, but only next to margin. On its own, it's a nice screenshot.

What we watch

MER

Blended efficiency across everything — the tide every campaign floats on.

What we watch

AOV

Small cart and bundle moves compound into cheaper acquisition.

Spreadsheet enthusiasts live here.

See the receipts

The creative wall

We make things people stop scrolling for.

winner

Angle — Price anchoring

Your moisturizer is lying to you.

Static·4:5·Tested
tested 7 hooks

Angle — Comparison

3 serums. 1 shelf. 1 winner.

Static·4:5·Tested

Angle — Pattern break

Stop scrolling. This is an ad.

Static·4:5·Tested
CTR went ↑

Angle — Social proof

2,400 five-star reviews later...

Static·4:5·Tested
client almost rejected this one

Angle — Objection flip

Too good to be true? Good.

Static·4:5·Tested

Angle — Curiosity gap

The 12-second rule.

Static·4:5·Tested

Made by brains. Assisted by machines.

Google + Meta

Demand capture meets demand generation.

Google Ads

Be there when
they're looking.

led shop lights for garagecpc $3.64
brand & product searchPMax — allPMax — seasonalshopping feed

shopping card — illustrative

Feed ready

Yes, negative keywords still matter.

Meta Ads

Make them
start looking.

HOOK A — problem-aware

Wooden blocks that outlive the toddler.

1.2k 84 312

HOOK B — gift season

The gift they pretend not to want.

1.2k 84 312
angles × hooksprospectingretargetingscale

Audience: humans with Wi-Fi.

Our philosophy

Some unpopular marketing opinions.

(drag them around, we don't mind)

More budget isn't a strategy.

Your targeting probably isn't the problem.

ROAS without margin is just a nice screenshot.

Creative fatigue is real.

PMax isn't magic.

Not every brand needs TikTok.

Opinions are free. The testing that proves them is the retainer.

The process

Ruthlessly organized.

Five steps, looped. Every partner sees the same board we do — experiments, decisions, evidence. No black boxes, no random changes.

it looks chaotic. it is not.

01

STALK

yes, competitors too

Research the market, competitors and customers.

02

THINK

the part that looks like magic

Find angles, offers and opportunities.

03

MAKE

made by brains, assisted by machines

Ads. Campaigns. Creative.

04

TEST

it does, sometimes

No assumptions. Let the data embarrass us.

05

SCALE

the fun part

Put more money behind what actually works.

About

Small team.
Big opinions.

We're a performance marketing and creative team that cares about what happens after someone clicks the ad. We work across media, creative and strategy — because separating them stopped making sense a long time ago.

Officially unofficial labels

DATA NERDSAD LIBRARY STALKERSSPREADSHEET PEOPLECREATIVE OVERTHINGKERSCHRONIC TESTERS

job titles change. these don't.

Made it all the way down here?

Let's make something
that actually works.

Tell us what's broken

We'll try not to blame the algorithm.